Welcome to Spit Happens, a monthly dispatch from the corners of the show pen, the birthing field, and the WhatsApp groups nobody admits they’re in. Written anonymously by a cabal of long-standing, top British alpaca breeders, Spit Happens lifts the curtain on what really goes on behind the rosettes.
These are the voices of breeders with Championships under their belts and decades’ of hard-won, muddy, fleece-covered wisdom. Each month, Spit Happens tackles whatever chaos is consuming the alpaca world. It’s equal parts rant, and therapy, with just enough truth to be useful. Read it. Laugh. Wince in recognition. Then go halter-train something.
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